jeffreycombs:

me

June 1 2019 (4 years ago)

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June 1 2019 (4 years ago)

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

koboldpost-generator:
babyitaliano:
Yeah well I think dragons suck
i will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a pez dispenser
I love this website

June 1 2019 (4 years ago)

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combofriend:

maneuvers

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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marxvx:

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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chicken classes

chickenoftheday:

Fighter: rhode island red
Barbarian: dark cornish
Paladin: faverolles
Ranger: leghorn
Theif: modern gamefowl
Bard: polish
Wizard: sultan
Sorcerer: sebright
Warlock: sicilian buttercup
Cleric: naked neck
Monk: shamo

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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bobacupcake:

pilots:

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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gentlealien:

sataraborzoi:
A good dog gets spoiled
the Gentle Alien receives a luxury spa treatment

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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olennawhitewyne:

transgoats:
angel-baez:
What
What

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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andrealessi:

bugcthulhu:
pizzaback:
corey-was-taken:
phasered:
i’ve been laughing at this for literally like 20 minutes
the umm summer
beaches ain’t ready for it

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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birdfries:

rougespectre:
I loved so many of the cute animals on vine……
this is my favorite vine comp of all time

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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thephelpstwins:

when ur 5 minutes late feeding the cat

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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djpaulyd:

i hate all of this

June 20 2018 (5 years ago)

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draculotl:

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

October 23 2017 (5 years ago)

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